Answering wrong number calls
- *Sees random number and picks up somewhat annoyed*
- Caller: Hello!
- Me: Hello?! -_-
- Caller: *cute voice* Is this (name)?
- Me: Oh, no sorry.... Want to talk to me instead? ;)
- Caller: Oh sorry! *hangs up*
- Me: ..........
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh